Blog Insert #2
Global Warming
Since this blog will involve mostly random topics, I will refer to one one somewhat relevant topic for this all-important 2nd blog insert.
Global warming has been a problem for a pretty long time now. Problem is, no one cared about it at all until very recently. There are lots of people who say that global warming is fake, untrue, and that the Earth will take care of itself. WRONG! Global warming is the real deal, and hopefully those common doubters will get some sense into their head and pay attention to what’s going on in the world around them.
Normally, this paragraph would be dedicated to explaining what global warming is and all that other stuff, including ending this blog insert, but I’m sure all you people know what global warming is. So, now would be a good time to go off topic. I like squirrels. Most people like squirrels. The reason they are so entertaining is because they twitch a lot. Twitching is always entertaining.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Politics, Chickens, and Assorted Vegetables
Blog Insert #1
Politics, Chickens, and Assorted Vegetables
Okaaaaaay… so I’m supposed to be writing about something I have an opinion about for my first blog insert, but I have an opinion on a lot of things. Where to start? First off, Democrats are so much better than the Republicans. I’m not just saying that because everyone everywhere hates Bush (although Bush is a good representation of the Republicans). Republicans in general have not helped the world. Actually, quite the opposite. Five of the last seven presidents have been Republicans, so the Democrats really haven’t gotten much of a chance to take over. Ever heard of Richard Nixon? I thought so.
Secondly, the chicken came before the egg. There seems to be a lot of fuss over the topic. It seems logical that some random animal could evolve into a chicken, who would lay the first egg. Think about it. How would an egg evolve anyways?
Last but not least, potatoes are the best vegetables ever. Honestly, is there any other vegetable that offers so much versatility? You can bake them, eat them raw, or cut them up, fry them and send them to France. Thus, some French fries are born. Also, most people don’t like vegetables such as broccoli, beets, and eggplants. Eggplants are purple! PURPLE!
Politics, Chickens, and Assorted Vegetables
Okaaaaaay… so I’m supposed to be writing about something I have an opinion about for my first blog insert, but I have an opinion on a lot of things. Where to start? First off, Democrats are so much better than the Republicans. I’m not just saying that because everyone everywhere hates Bush (although Bush is a good representation of the Republicans). Republicans in general have not helped the world. Actually, quite the opposite. Five of the last seven presidents have been Republicans, so the Democrats really haven’t gotten much of a chance to take over. Ever heard of Richard Nixon? I thought so.
Secondly, the chicken came before the egg. There seems to be a lot of fuss over the topic. It seems logical that some random animal could evolve into a chicken, who would lay the first egg. Think about it. How would an egg evolve anyways?
Last but not least, potatoes are the best vegetables ever. Honestly, is there any other vegetable that offers so much versatility? You can bake them, eat them raw, or cut them up, fry them and send them to France. Thus, some French fries are born. Also, most people don’t like vegetables such as broccoli, beets, and eggplants. Eggplants are purple! PURPLE!
Monday, September 22, 2008
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